My new neighbor
- Guy in the elevator: Is that the basement?
- Me: Yep.
- GITE: Is it safe to do laundry in there?
- Me: Ha, yeah.
- GITE: Oh, OK.
- Me: I mean, what do you mean?
- GITE: Like, you won't get mugged or anything?
- Me: No.
- GITE: Cool. It just kinda reminds me of New York, and in New York…
- Me: Well, I've never been mugged down there. [knocks on wood]
