No, I Will Not Eat the White Man’s Burrito
Signs you may be eating the White Man’s burrito:
• the menu refers to steak rather than carne asada
• the salsas are labeled “mild,” “medium” and “hot”
• there’s cheese in the burrito by default—or lettuce
• you don’t see lengua or cabeza anywhere on the menu
• the establishment has “baja,” “fresh” or “Mexican grill” in the title
• staff wears headset microphones or has name tags
• establishment isn’t cash only
• you are west of La Brea (LA only)
